Giving thanks is for losers.
This Thanksgiving, check out the adventures of The Superficial Friends, the five most self important celebrities ever assembled, as they defend the world against PETA, Wilmer Valderama’s crabs and Stephen Colbert’s brain melting irony.
Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and the Olsen twins combine forces and super powers (like leg humping and toxic vomiting) in this heart-warming new drama available only on Heavy.com.
http://www.heavy.com/index.php?channel=superficialfriends
Introducing the Superficial Friends
WHAT: A new show on www.Heavy.com — because TV sucks.
WHO: Gathered in the Great Hall of Anorexia are five of the most self-important celebrites ever assembled! Linsday Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and the Olsen Twins! Dedicated to selfishness and social ignorance, they are … THE SUPERFICIAL FRIENDS.
WHY: To protect the world from immigrant labor uprisings, Wilmer Valderrama’s crabs, PETA and all other forms of altruistic villainy
HOW: Through their amazing super-powers:
· Nicole Richie’s toxic vomit
· Paris Hilton’s killer leg humping
· The Olsen Twins’ transforming powers
· Lindsay Lohan’s fighting fake boobs
WHEN: 11/21/06
